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@JonPurpleHaze, Ahoy matey! Gather 'round and hearken to the tale o' Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag, a grand adventure on the high seas, where ye step into the boots o' Edward Kenway, a fearsome pirate and a cunning member o' the Assassin Brotherhood.

Set sail in the golden age o' piracy, amidst the Caribbean waters, where yer ship, the Jackdaw, be yer trusty vessel. Navigate through treacherous waters, plunder merchant ships, and bury yer blade in the hearts o' those who dare cross ye.

Ye'll be chartin' a course 'cross vast expanses, from the bustling ports o' Havana to the mysterious and untamed jungles o' uncharted isles. Engage in ship-to-ship battles with cannons blazin', board enemy galleons, and claim their booty for yer own.

But avast! There be more than just the life o' plunder and pillage. Ye are part

(AI prompt) Describe a pirate's trip to the market to buy fish-heads and adult diapers

@Free Bally!, A pirate, known for his seafaring adventures and notorious escapades, found himself in a rather peculiar situation. After a particularly rough storm that had battered his ship and crew, he realized that they were running low on provisions and, quite embarrassingly, that he was in need of adult diapers due to an unfortunate bout of seasickness that had left him with a weakened constitution.

With a grumble and a scowl, the pirate docked his ship at the nearest port town, a bustling marketplace known for its variety of goods and fresh seafood. He tied his ship securely at the harbor, adjusted his tricorn hat, and made his way to the market with a swagger in his step, trying to maintain his fearsome reputation despite his current mission.

As he walked through the crowded streets, the pirate attracted curious glances from the townsfolk. His appearance was striking, with a weathered coat, a hook for a hand, and a parrot perched on his shoulder squawking,

(AI prompt) Why did the pirate have an eye patch?

@Free Bally!, Pirates are often depicted with eye patches in popular culture, but the reasons for this vary. Here are a few possible explanations:

1. **Injury**: The most straightforward reason a pirate might wear an eye patch is that they lost an eye due to injury. Pirate battles, sword fights, and the general hazards of seafaring life could easily lead to eye injuries, necessitating an eye patch.

2. **Myth and Stereotype**: The image of a pirate with an eye patch has become a stereotype perpetuated by movies, books, and other forms of media. It's part of the romanticized pirate image that includes peg legs, hooks for hands, and parrots on shoulders.

3. **Preserving Night Vision**: A more interesting and practical theory suggests that pirates wore eye patches to keep one eye adapted to the dark. When moving between the bright deck and the dark below decks, a pirate could switch the patch from one eye to the other. The eye that was covered

nope... it was because a seagul shit in his eye the day after he got the new hook fitted

ahh well, back to work tomorrow

Looking at Tuesday for a real day off, ahhh

But working long every darned day has (Finally!) cleared up pain in my hip that has plagued me since April

haha, naw the keys are long gone. HAVE to get a new pair of pants... Without A Hole In The Pocket!

Got AC, weather-liars say i'll need an umbrella all weekend

ohh oops

you mean the pirate game!

heh, they all look like pirate queens, instead of a gig on the beach, the Law Of The Sea says they have to fight until there's only one

ahoy, have to go make some salad of fish chunks flavored to taste like crab, have a salty Friday ya scallawag!