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JonPurpleHaze, "I Love Onions" is a novelty song written by John Hill and Susan Christie, and it was made famous by Susan Christie when she released it in 1966. Here are the lyrics to the song:
I don't like shoes that pinch your toes,
Or people who squirt you with a garden hose,
But ooh, I love onions.
I don't like dancing with crazy Ted,
He's always jumping on my head,
But ooh, I love onions.
Onions, onions, la la la.
Onions, onions, ha ha ha.
Root doot doot doo doo.
I don't like rain on my new suede shoes,
Or people who laugh at my funny nose,
But ooh, I love onions.
I don't like staying up all night,
Or people who think that they're always right,
But ooh, I love onions.
Onions, onions, la la la.
Onions, onions, ha ha ha.
Root doot do