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Old 07-15-2015, 05:41 PM
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and now another edition of how to be manly you get home from a long day at work and just want to relax playing one of your vintage restored pinball machines in your mancave. as you are playing your wife comes in with the daily mail. look honey we got a wedding invitation for my sisters wedding and hands it to you to read. you almost power puke all over the invitation as you read it. A LESBIAN WEDDING you shout. its my only sister and i want us to go your wife says. you want to let your wife know about your dis-pleasure about attending such an event but how do you accomplish this in a manly manor. follow along in your manly manual and repeat after me. #1 hmmm the government just legalized lesbian weddings did they also legalize bestiality. #2 we better get their wedding gift from modells because lesbians dont like dicks. #3 RSVP what does that mean Romantically Sucking Vaginal Penis. use any or all of these phrases in just such a situation and later that night when you and your wife are in bed and you think your wife is turning into a lesbian because the only oral sex you get is talking about it. your wife will have no doubts as to what kind of man you really are. this is mr. manly saying BE MANLY AND GOOD DAY.
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#4 I guess at the wedding your sisters vibrator will be the best man.
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