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Old 05-04-2018, 05:10 PM
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Default A PINBALL HOMAGE FOR MR. MANLY PART XIV

And now another edition of how to be manly. You work the counter at the local bowling center. You are waiting for the menís bowling league to finish their last game so you can play a couple games of pinball on the strikes and spares pinball machine before you have to start cleaning up, when a older lady comes in, puts her bowling ball on the counter. She says that she is a recent widow and wants to join a seniors league. She shows that her thumb doesnít fit the hole and wants to know what you can do. You want to let her know how to fix her problem , but how do you accomplish this in a manly manner. Follow along in your manly manual and repeat after me #1 your finger doesnít fit in your hole, well then youíll have to find another way to pleasure yourself. #2 Hey toots you want your hole plugged and drilled, I can take care of that, then weíll take a look at your bowling ball. #3 Hey lady you like to handle big heavy balls, well Iíve got a pair you can handle RIGHT HEERE. #4 hey grandma you say your late husband was a bowler and had a fingertip grip, I guess you didnít get much pleasure from that. Use any or all of these phrases in just such a situation, and seconds later as you are jumping around in pain, as her bowling ball mysteriously rolls off the counter and onto your foot, the older lady will have no doubts as to what kind of man you really are. This is MR MANLY saying BE MANLY AND GOOD DAY.
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Whoa. I'm not sure who'd be a better fit to deliver those lines... Tony Clifton or Walter Sobchak.
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